Shaq to Boston

Celts sign Shaq.

He's been playing more like Christopher Reeve than Superman, but this is still a good signing by the C's. With Sheed gone, they needed someone to step in and and improve their inside game. He should come off the bench but I doubt that'll happen. He's a surefire Hall of Famer that'll want his minutes. Bringing Kazaam in gives them a shot to beat Miami because they lack a solid big man, but maybe I've been spending too much time around Celtics fans.

(On a side note, how awesome was Kazaam? And Steel? When is he gonna realize that he's too old to ball and needs to get back up on the big screen? I'll be at the midnight showing of his next flick. I promise you that.)